I'm Danielle. I'm 19 & a college student with college student problems. Yoga, playing my guitar, ice skating, and golf is A++ in my book.Home Ask Submit Archive MY FACE! Ask? Likes! Second blog! :)
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
I just stress myself out too much. But thanks, I know I probably shouldn’t put myself down for this.
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
That’s it. That’s the sam pepper thing in a nutshell.
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
For the past 5 years I’ve pictured myself being at FSU right now. I should be a sophomore. But instead I’m a fucking moron with 9 credits on my second year at a shitty community college. I’m embarrassed and ashamed honestly. I’m not where I should be. And I’m not where I want to be. My parents don’t say it but I know they’re not happy. It’s just rough having to pay for school myself. I don’t know what to do but I need to pick up the pace so I can at least go to UCF by the time I’m 22. Ugh ugh ugh.
This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence