I hope someone understands the pain

I hope someone understands the pain

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby, via some-blogging-idiot)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via ereissobal)

Anonymous: Quite honestly. Don't put yourself down too much. Be proud that you are actually going to school, and paying for it yourself.

I just stress myself out too much. But thanks, I know I probably shouldn’t put myself down for this.

udjester:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

That’s it. That’s the sam pepper thing in a nutshell.

(via waveing)

(Source: labias, via waveing)

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

(via spagcat)

(Source: euphoriacreations, via waveing)

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

(Source: hordies4lyfe, via ereissobal)

For the past 5 years I’ve pictured myself being at FSU right now. I should be a sophomore. But instead I’m a fucking moron with 9 credits on my second year at a shitty community college. I’m embarrassed and ashamed honestly. I’m not where I should be. And I’m not where I want to be. My parents don’t say it but I know they’re not happy. It’s just rough having to pay for school myself. I don’t know what to do but I need to pick up the pace so I can at least go to UCF by the time I’m 22. Ugh ugh ugh.

marzman0:

just click play

Alex Ramos is the best viner ever

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

(via ereissobal)

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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(Source: llyonss, via tbh-i-dont-care)