I have an amazing ass

(Source: naniithran, via thedoctorsgrace)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via remember-when-myspace-was-cool)

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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ARE

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THE

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NEW

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EMOJIS

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(via aphroditea)

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

(via thedoctorsgrace)

evfan2015:

You don’t know the struggle unless you know what this is..

evfan2015:

You don’t know the struggle unless you know what this is..

(Source: thestorm-lost-at-sea, via frollos-hellfire)

(Source: lopmon, via princessofheck)

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

(via melt-likethesnow)

withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing
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i dont know which facial expression is most accurate 

(via all-it-takes-is-one-song)

morganperreault:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whooops

how do you even

morganperreault:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whooops

how do you even

(via lamaiituya)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via stankyface)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via aphroditea)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: xehyun, via camerondallas)

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

(via cityofartists)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via syductively)

wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

(Source: confuslon, via tbh-i-dont-care)