sirderpington:

glameows:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Remember when Horton Hears a Who first came out and everybody wanted to fuck the little emo Who

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i am so happy i dont remember this

I am so sad I remember this

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cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

(via the-cause-of-chaos)

brilliances:

** always follow back new followers **

brilliances:

** always follow back new followers **

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via i-wannabeyourdrug)

ohitroyler:

can i bring this back?

ohitroyler:

can i bring this back?

(via life-fucks-usall)

goosedawg:

armsnotsigns:

gunrunnerhell:

And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory lights the soldier’s tomb, and beauty weeps the brave.” - Joseph Rodman Drake

sadly they didnt die for their country, but for the will of the government.

I sorry but did you speak to each one of them, seconds before they died??

I lost several good men and women. We did not fight for presidents or politicians. We fought for our brothers and sisters to the left and right of us.

You don’t know us!

(via life-fucks-usall)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via urlevantt)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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spe-s:

i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

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il-tenore-regina:

aihsenrad:

Kids be so fucking blunt

LMFAO MY WHOLE SOUL IS HURTING 

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